翻译《五官争功》

　　Nose:Me,quitit!

　　Ears:Iah,homeleave,please!

　　Eyes:Me,transferred!

　　Head:howyou?Howcanyou?

　　Nose:Yousaymynose,whatishardWell,Ifall?Ah?Yourheadisactingbyside,andyouhavetowardthatmouth.

　　Head:howdoItowardhimnow?

　　Nose:Hey!Whatgetsomegoodfood,drink,andwhatpoultrymeat,delicacies,childrenorangesoda,creampopsicle,youplugitallmouthheadit!

　　Mouth:Nonsense!Youhavetocold,tocold,breathingchildthatIhaveworeitforyou.

　　Eyes:Donotsayit!Youtwopopular,smellspicy,IwatchedhelplesslythingIdonotah?

　　Ears:Right!Icanstillseeit?

　　Head:Enough!Whatisityouguysdidherefirst.

　　Nose:Thisisagoodthing,allfallonthemouthit!

　　Mouth:Enough!Isawyoulightpopular,spicydrinkit!Youwhogivebirthtoadisaster,troubleadisease,drinkgrievances,eatingpills,incompleteheadplugmymouthnow?WhatdidIsay?

　　Ears:Yeah,thisearringsalsotiemyearstoo!

　　Mouth:Yes,ah!Tieyourearshurtyou,mymouthhadtoblanketwaytogo.

　　Eyes:Yes,ah,youhaveagrin,whichIhadtosqueezetears.

　　Nose:Itmademynosestraightacid,whomIbotheryou?

　　Mouth:makedowithit.

　　Nose:Iaskyou,whenyousmoke,smokethathitmewhydoyougoinsidethenose?

　　Mouth:Nonsense!Youhavethecravings,I'mnotlookingforsmokeyoureceivemoney?

　　Nose:Ireceivedtobaccomoney?

　　Mouth:ah.

　　Nose:Idonotwantyoutoroadmaintenance?

　　Mouth:thehead,Iamforyouadvice.

　　Head:forIhaveopinions?

　　Mouth:Hey.

　　Head:howyou?

　　Mouth:Howcanyouputmymouthonthebottom?

　　Head:Yes,ah,theoriginaldesignofitthentothe.

　　Mouth:youhavetoincreasemyposition.

　　Head:Donotsayit!Whydoyou?Full-lengthfeaturesontopofmyhead,hadtolistentome!Featuresdifferentdivisionoflabor,havemutualsupport,mutualhelpandunitytodryoutthepointsthingCome