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　　Onedayanoldladywenttoseeherdoctor,thedoctorask"howoldareyou?"Theoldladythinkforawhileandshesaid"wheniwasmarryiwas18andmyhusbandisthirtyFive.Nowmyhusbandisseventyyearsolditistwiceofthirtyfive,soiam36yearsold."...一天一位老太太去看医生，医生问：“女士，您多大岁数了？”然后老太太想了一会说：“我结婚那年我18岁，我老公35岁,现在他70岁了，是35的两倍，所以我应该是36岁”。。。。。。。。。。TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-GoSlow".汤姆的借口老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"Doctor:Yourcoughsoundsmuchbettertoday.Patient:Itshould.I'vebeenpracticingallnight.医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了。病人：应该如此。我昨晚练习了一整夜。