SleepingPills

　　Bobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-strongsleepingpills.

　　SundaynightBobtookthepills,sleptwellandwasawakebeforeheheardthealarm.Hetookhistimegettingtotheoffice,strolledinandsaidtohisboss:"Ididn'thaveabitoftroublegettingupthismorning."

　　"That'sfine,"roaredtheboss,"butwherewereyouMondayandTuesday?"

　　安眠药

　　鲍勃晚上失眠.他去看医生,医生给他开了一些强力安眠药.

　　星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药,睡得很好,在闹钟响之前就醒了过来.他到了办公室,遛达进去,对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有.”

　　“好啊!”老板吼道,“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?”