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  要有搞笑部分

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  搞笑小学英语小品剧本《新守株待兔》

  人物:农夫,兔子A,兔子B,大树.

  农夫:I’mafarmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]Acoolfarmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,继续保持冷酷]Eh...WhenIwasyong,IstudiedinXu~chuanMiddleSchool.So,I’mrichnow![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!Thisismymodernmobile——NokiaWC250!Thisismywatch!ThisismyMP3!Thesearemyshoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!Thisis…[不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’sthis![从怀里掏出痒痒挠]Doyouknowwhat’sthis?痒痒挠?Nonono~Youareout!It’smymodern——锄头~![看下表]Itistimetodosomefarming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]

  树:I’matree!Icandomanythings!Icansing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,哼哼哈西!]Icandance![跳四小天鹅]Oh?Therecomesarabbit![引导观众看兔子A).树站回后台]

  兔子A:OK,I’marabbit.NowI’mjustwalkingaroundhere.

  [农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]

  农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]Iwillcatchit![偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]

  [农夫跟在兔子后面.两个人走啊走.兔子突然回头.农夫假装看手表.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装看天气.两人继续走.兔子回头.农夫假装打手机.两人继续走,兔子回头.这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子.]

  兔子A:Wahhhh~!(吓一跳)Whatdoyouwant?

  农夫:Huh…!IwillkillUforlunch!

  兔子A:Wah~[兔子跑,躲到树后面,农夫追到树前]

  农夫:Where~togo?Haha!

  [农夫开了一枪“砰”(配音).兔子在树后惊慌躲闪,没被打到.树做出受伤中弹状.农夫又开枪,同上.农夫开始加快频率,火力密集地开枪.兔子开始时惊慌躲闪,躲着躲着跳起舞来.树继续痛苦中弹状.]

  兔子A[自我陶醉中,边跳舞边说]Youcan'thurtme!Youcan'thurtme!

  树:[痛苦万分地]But…you…Hurtme….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后]

  [兔子继续兴奋地跳舞.农夫停止开枪,走到兔子面前,看着它.兔子猛然抬头发现]

  农夫:Ahha~!Byebye![举枪对准兔子,开枪,没声音,看看枪,示意没子弹了.兔子见状,非常兴奋地大笑起来]

  兔子A:Hahahaha!Youcan’tkillmenow![兴奋大笑,笑到抽筋,笑到后仰.突然头撞倒了后面的树]Wa![倒地]

  农夫:OH![很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]Mylunch,Icaughtyou![把兔子绑到树上.打呵欠]tired!I’lleatyouaftersleeping.[倒地睡觉](打鼾的声音)

  兔子A:[兔子很快醒了,看看四周,发现自己被绑了,很惊讶]WhereamWhathappened?

  树:[指着农夫]Hehascaughtyouandwantstoeatyou.

  兔子A:What?!Imustleavehere!ButhowcanIescape?[东张西望,看到农夫的手机]Amobile![解开绳子去看手机]It’sNokiaWC250!Wow,howfashion![放回原处.又自觉地把自己绑在树上.突然想起来]Amobile!MaybeIcancallsomeonetohelpme![又不知不觉地把自己放出来,那起手机][做出打电话的样子](配音:拨电话)Hello?

  兔子B:Hello!It’sJenny.

  兔子A:HeyJenny!

  兔子B:Oh,heyMary!

  兔子A:Howareyou?

  兔子B:Fine,thankyou.And

  兔子A:I’mfinetoo!Howareyourparents?

  兔子B:Theyarefine,thankyou.And

  兔子A:Theyarefine,too!Howisyouruncle?

  兔子B:He’sfine,thankyou!And

  兔子A:He’sfine,too!How…

  兔子B:Eh..eh..eh~wait.Butwhydoyoucallme?Ifyouwantborrowsomemoneyfromme…NOWAY!

  兔子A:Nonono!I’mindangernow!Comeandhelpme!

  兔子B:Butwhereareyou?

  兔子A:I’munderatree!

  兔子B:[边打电话边在附近走,经过兔子A面前,两个人还没发现]Whatcanyouseearoundyou?

  兔子A:Iseearabbit…thatlooksexactlylikeyou!

  兔子B:Arabbit…likeme…OK!I’llfindyou.Justasecond!Waitforme!Iwillhelpyou![匆匆离开]

  [兔子A打完电话,小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处,然后又很自觉地要把自己绑回了树上]

  兔子A:Haha!Myfriendwillcomeandsaveme~!yeah![兴奋过度,后仰,头又撞倒树上,倒地](虚弱地)Oh!Hurt!Call110~Or119?112?...Oh,forgetit!I’mdying![作喉咙卡住声音,死去]

  [兔子B上.]兔子B:I’malsoarabbit!I’msmart!I’mlovely!AndI’m(作风情万种)beautiful!(自我陶醉)[转头看自己右手边,却发现兔子A倒在地上]Oh,my!Mary![伏在兔子A身上](哭声)I’msosorry,Mary!I’mtoolate!5555555~Mary![痛苦而夸张地转身敲打树]

  树:Oh!Oh,don’thitme.!Don’thitme!I’mbrea~ken![朝地上倒,压倒兔子B]

  兔子B:What?NO..NO!...I…can’t….breath…

2020-03-21 00:52:34

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