Afoodexaminerteacherfoundastudentcheating,heangrilyshouted,pointingtohimasastudent:You...you...you...you...Howdareyoucheat,standup!

　　YuBi,therearefivestudentsstoodup!

　　Foreman:wanttoherewhentheloggers,youhavetofirstgotothewoodsinfrontofaminuteyoutrytosawafewtrees.

　　Afteraoneminute.

　　Foreman:oneminuteofcutting20,andtoopowerfula!Whereyoueverwork?

　　Workers:SaharaForest

　　Foreman:Nobar,everyoneknowsthattheSaharaisadesert.

　　Workers:Theah,laternamedtheSaharaDesert!

　　Drivingherhusbandtogoout.

　　Hiswifeathome,listeningtotheradio,Iheardareport,thewifequicklypickupthephone.

　　Hiswife:husbandah,Iwaslisteningtotheradio,saidthatthereisacaronthehighwayinthewrongdirection,youneverhavetobecarefulah.

　　Husband:Whichisaah,Iseetherearehundredsofcarsareinretrograde.

　　Hospitalstopreventpatientsfromfleeingperipheralwall100.

　　Twopsychiatricpatientsstillwanttoescapefromthehospital.Effortoverthewallinthebeatinginthedarkness.

　　Turnedtothewall30,the

　　"Tiredeffect?."

　　"Notired."

　　Sotwocontinuetoturnout.

　　Turnedtothewall60,the

　　"Areyoutiredit?"

　　"Notired."

　　Sotwocontinuetoturnout,

　　Turnedtothewall99,the

　　"Areyoutiredit?"

　　"Tired"

　　"Well,weturnedbackbar"

　　Aprisonerwasexecutedbyfiringsquad,becausebulletsarefake,and

　　Firedthefirstshotdidnotbreakout,

　　Thesecondgunhadnotplayedout,

　　Thenthirdgunfourthgun...

　　Criedtheprisoner,said:"Brother,doyoustrangleme,it'stooscaryaTM."