Goodevening,ladiesandgentlemen,I’mRoy,andthisismyshow.Thisisatelevisionshowforallfamilies,andIknowyou’llenjoyit.

　　Let’sstartwithastory.Oncetherewasaproudpigonafarm.Hethoughthewasthemostimportantofalltheanimalsonthefarm.Butitwasnotenoughthathehimselfthoughtthis:hehadtobesurethatotheranimalsthoughtit,too.Sohewentuptoachickenandasked,“Whoisthemostimportantanimalonthefarm?”Thechickenanswered,“Youare,Mr.Pig.”Thenheaskedadog,andhegotthesamereply.

　　Next,heaskedacow.Whenthecowseemeduncertainedoftherightanswer,thepiglookedangry,andshowedhisteeth,“Oh,youare,ofcourse,Mr.Pig.”saidthecow.“Ofcourse,”thepigsaid,“thereisnodoubtaboutit.”

　　Atlastthepigaskedabighorsethesamequestion.Thehorseliftedonefoot,rolledthepigoverandplacedhisfootonthepig’shead.“Ithinkyouknowtheanswernow.”saidthehorse

　　再短点的，有吗？

　　Oncetherewasaproudpigonafarm.Hethoughthewasthemostimportantofalltheanimalsonthefarm.Butitwasnotenoughthathehimselfthoughtthis:hehadtobesurethatotheranimalsthoughtit,too.Sohewentuptoachickenandasked,“Whoisthemostimportantanimalonthefarm?”Thechickenanswered,“Youare,Mr.Pig.”Thenheaskedadog,andhegotthesamereply.Atlastthepigaskedabighorsethesamequestion.Thehorseliftedonefoot,rolledthepigoverandplacedhisfootonthepig’shead.“Ithinkyouknowtheanswernow.”saidthehorse