TheMeanMan'sParty

　　吝啬鬼的聚会

　　Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."

　　"Whyusemyelbowandfoot?"

　　"Well,gosh,"wasthereply,"You'renotcomingempty-handed,areyou?"

　　一个声名狼藉的小气鬼终于决定要请一次客了.他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼,用你的胳膊肘按门铃.门开了后,再用你的脚把门推开.”

　　“为什么我要用我的肘和脚呢?”

　　“天哪!”吝啬鬼回答,“你总不会空着手来吧?”