1.MrsBlackwaseighty,butshehadasmallcar,andshealwaysdrovetotheshopsinitonSaturdayandboughtherfood.Shedidnotdrivefastbecauseshewasold,butshedrovewellandneverhitanything.

　　Sometimeshergrandchildrensaidtoher,"Pleasedon'tdriveyourcar,Grandmother.Wecantakeyoutotheshops."Butshealwayssaid,"No,Ilikedriving.Ibegantodrivefiftyyearsago,andI'mnotgoingtostopnow."

　　LastSaturdayshestoppedhercaratthetrafficlightsbecausetheywerered,andthenshecouldn'tstartthecaragain.Thelightsweregreen,thenyellow,thenred,thengreenagain,buthercardidnotstart.

　　2.Ayoungwomanwenttoherdoctorcomplainingofpain.

　　"Whereareyouhurting?"askedthedoctor.

　　"Youhavetohelpme,Ihurtallover",saidthewoman.

　　"Whatdoyoumean,allover?"askedthedoctor,"bealittlemorespecific."

　　Thewomantouchedherrightkneewithherindexfingerandyelled,"Ow,thathurts."Thenshetouchedherleftcheekandagainyelled,"Ouch!Thathurts,too."Thenshetouchedherrightearlobe,"Ow,eventhathurts",shecried.

　　Thedoctorcheckedherthoughtfullyforamomentandtoldherhisdiagnosis,"Youhaveabrokenfinger."