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　　羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品）

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　　Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao

　　Mr.Shi:Taxisthemajorsourceofthefiscalrevenue.Thereisanevidentchangeabouttherelationshipbetweenthetaxcollectorandtaxpayerinthepast20years.Now,thetaxcollector,Xiaofu,andthetaxpayerDabao,avendorsellingYangrouchuanwillshowyoutheverychange.ThefirstActhappenedin1980s.

　　ActI

　　(inBazaarofBeijing,sanlihe,1980s)

　　Dabao:Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eatenone,wantnine,eatenone,wantnine.

　　Hi,Takemyyangrouchuan.(slipped,takeitup,)

　　Xiaofu:Tax!Paythetax!

　　Dabao:(changefaces)

　　Taxi?Whereisthetaxi?Here’snotaxi.

　　Xiaofu:Tax!T---A---X!

　　Dabao:What’sthetax?Ijustknowtaxi!Doyouwantmetocallataxiforyou?

　　Taxi----!Taxi----!

　　Xiaofu:Enough!Areyouthevendor?

　　Dabao:No,No,No,no!I'mjusthavealook.Thevendorhasgonetothetoilet.

　　Xiaofu:NotthevendorImpossible!you'vebeenherefor2hours.

　　Dabao:Really(Xiaofu:Yes,ofcourse.)

　　Howdoyouknowit?

　　Xiaofu:ThewindowofmyofficeisopentohereandI'vebeenlookingatyoufortwohours.

　　Dabao:It’sabigbug!

　　Xiaofu:Oh.Don’twastemytime!Pleasepaythetax----10Yuan!

　　Dabao:10yuan?!Mygod.Ihadjustearned20Yuanoneday!5Yuan,ok?

　　Xiaofu:Don'tcheatme,you'vesoldmorethan2hundredones.

　　Dabao:6yuan,mydearsisiter.

　　7Yuan,mylovelybeauty.

　　Dabao:Notforyou,notforme,let'ssplitthedifference.8yuan,ok

　　Xiaofu:(lookingaround)Allright,adeal.Butnoreceipt.

　　(Dabaopayed8yuanandXiaofuleft)

　　Dabao:Whatasmartwoman!Badluck!I’mbankrupt.Ihavetochangemyplace.

　　HopeIwouldnotmeetheranymore!Let’sgo!

　　ActII

　　Mr.Shi:Thenextscenehappenedinnewcentury.Chinahadbeenmarchinginthewayofthemarketeconomyfortwentyyearsmore,intheneweraofbuildingthewell-offsocietyinanall-roundway,howdothevendorregardtaxasandhowisthetaxcollected?Thescenewilltellyou.

　　Let’senjoyit!

　　(Inthemarket;Dabaoinwhiteclothes,aboardwith"NOSARS")

　　Dabao::Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan.Eatenone,wantnine.Eatenone,wantnine.

　　Xiaofu:Hi,

　　Dabao:Hi.

　　Two:Whatafamiliarface.

　　Two:It’syou!

　　Dabao:10yearspast,youareastillataxcollector.

　　Xiaofu:10yearspast,youstillsellYangrouchuan.

　　Howisyourbusiness?

　　Dabao:EverythingisOK!

　　10yearspast,youarestillbeautifulladyinSanliheofBeijing.

　　Xiaofu:10yearspast,youandyourYangrouchuanlookmorecleanthan20yearsbefore.

　　Dabao:Thankyou.NoSARS,nodirtiness;Servepeople,serveme.

　　Xiaofu:Great!Haveyou……

　　Dabao:Married?I‘mnotmarried;I’mstillsingle.

　　Xiaofu:Haveyouclaimedyourtaxthismonth?

　　Dabao:What?Taxi?Oh,tax!Ofcourse.Ishouldpaythetaxof50YuanthismonthandIhaveclaimedatthebeginofthismonth.

　　Xioafu:Yourreceipt,please.

　　Dabao:(showsthereceipt)

　　Hereyouare,Ihavepaidmytaxinthetaxservicecenterbycomputer.

　　Xiaofu:Great!Whatagoodtaxpayeryouare.