一则英语小故事100词以内,带翻译,幽默或有寓意.单词最好简单一点
一则英语小故事100词以内,带翻译,幽默或有寓意.单词最好简单一点
一则英语小故事100词以内,带翻译,幽默或有寓意.单词最好简单一点
一则英语小故事100词以内,带翻译,幽默或有寓意.单词最好简单一点
顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了
服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!
A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!
B:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!
一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.
“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”
A
waiter
brings
the
customer
the
steak
he
ordered
with
his
thumb
over
the
meat.
A:Areyoucrazy?(yelledthecustomer),withyourhandonmysteak?
(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallontheflooragain?
服务员:茶或咖啡?先生.
第一个顾客:我要茶
第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!
服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?
B:(Waiter:)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?
A:I'llhavetea.
C:(2ndcustomer:)Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!
(Waiterexitsreturns)
B:(Waiter:)Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglass?
创新句子:我坚持用干净杯子喝茶.
服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?
看起来象是在仰泳,
A:Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?
Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它.
A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
B:Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.
服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!
不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里.
A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
C:Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要.
A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
B:Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱.
A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!
C:ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!
服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!
对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个.
A:Waiterthereisaflyinmysoup!
B:SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.
服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!
是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们.
A:Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!
C:Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem