【求一个幽默有趣的英文故事不要太短也不要太长,用来讲故事的,大概3分钟吧.有没有好故事推荐?】
求一个幽默有趣的英文故事
不要太短也不要太长,用来讲故事的,大概3分钟吧.有没有好故事推荐?
【求一个幽默有趣的英文故事不要太短也不要太长,用来讲故事的,大概3分钟吧.有没有好故事推荐?】
求一个幽默有趣的英文故事
不要太短也不要太长,用来讲故事的,大概3分钟吧.有没有好故事推荐?
Story1
AhLianaskshopkeeper:
EhAhchek,ugotsellstockinguptoknee,boh?
AhChekreplied:Lusiaoah!stockingwearupto'yeo'(waist)only,wheregotuptothe'nee'(breast)one.
Story2
AhBengboughtaHondaVTIrecentlyanddrovetoAhLian'splacetoshowittoher.AhBengwasbraggingthevariousfunctionsofhisnewcartohisgirlfriend.
"Thisisah,sofasteventheMataChiacannotcatchah!"
"Ha!Reallyah!Steadylah!"saidAhLian.
"Somemorehor,thisisAutomaticone,velyeasytodrive!"
SoAhLiansaid,"Letmetry!Iwan,Iwan!"
SoAhLiantookthedriver'sseatandshiftedthegearandflooredtheaccelerator.
Thenextmoment,thecarspedbackwardsandcrashedintothelamp-post.
"Alamak!Whatudoing?USiaoCharBo!Useelah!WahPiangeh!"screamedAhBeng.
"Solee,solee,paisahlah!Nolah,Itothor,"R"forracingmah!"*
Story3
TheTitanicwassinking,andthereweren'tenoughlifeboats.
Sothecaptainhadtopersuademalepassengerstojumpintotheicywaterstomakeroomforwomenandchildren.
TotheBritishhesaid."Youmustactlikegentlemen."Theyjumped.
TotheAmericanshesaid,"Youcanbeheroes."Theycomplied.
TotheGermanshesaid,"It'stherule."Theyobeyed.
TotheJapanesehesaid,"It'stheconsensus."Theyobliged.
ThencametheSingaporeanandtheyjustweren'tbudginguntilhecameupwiththeappeal:"Freelifejacketsforthosewhojumped."
Story4
3recruits-Chinese,Malay&Indianareatthearmysupplybasetocollectunderwear.Thesergeantwastheretoaidthesupplies.
Sergeant:HeiAhBeng!Howmanyunderwearyouneedah?
AhBeng:(thinksawhile)7sasen(sergeant)!
Sergeant:(puzzled)Howcomesomany?
AhBeng:Mon,Tues,Wed,Thurs,Fri,Sat&Sun.Onedayone.
Sergeant:(toMalayrecruit)EhMat!Howmanyunderwear?
Mat:(withouthesitation)6sargen!
Sergeant:(curious)Howcomesix?
Mat:Mon,Tues,Wed,Thurs,Sat&Sun.FridayIwearsarongonly.
Sergeant:(Indianrecruit)DeiTambi.Howmanyunderwearsdahdei?
Tambi:(veryconfidently)12Sarjen!
Sergeant:(shocked&nearlyfelltotheground)Whyyouneedsomanyfor?
Tambi:January,February,March.Onemonthone.
Story5
OnedayagroupofAhBengssteppedintoanightclubandwantedtheDJtoplaythesong"AhChengBueyRoTi"(InHokkienmeansAhChengbuysbread).
TheDJtoldthemthattheyonlyhaveandplayEnglishsongsandtoldthemtore-selectanothersong.
TheAhBengswereveryangryandkickedupabigfuss,claimingtheDJwasinsultingthem.Themanagerhadtointerveneinordertocalmthemdown.
Finally,afteralongtalkwiththeAhBengs,themanagerfoundoutthattheAhBengswasactuallyaskingforthesong:
"UnchainedMelody"bytheRighteousBrothers.
Story6
Oneday,twoAhLiansgotintoaliftfromthe20thstoreyandwanttogetdowntothegroundfloor.Astheylookedatthedial,theycouldseethenumber20downtonumber2.ItwasthenfollowedbyaG.
AstheywerenotEnglish-educated,theywerepuzzledandhadnoideawhatdoestheletterGmean.SuddenlyoneofthemexclaimedexcitedlyandpressG.
Whe