我是美国MIT(麻省理工)的大学生,很高兴能够帮助你!这可是绝对的原稿,有很多美国的习惯用语在里面!

　　Thisisabouttwofriendvisitingtheirco-workerRobert,whohasbeenrecentlyinjuredinacaraccident.

　　FriendA:Hidoctor,we'reheretoseeourfriendRobert.

　　Doctor:Robert?

　　FriendB:RobertSmith.

　　Doctor:Ah!YesRobertismypatient.He'ssuchaniceguy!Hecoordinatelyperfectlywelltoeverydirectionwegivehim,andhe'sgettingwellasfastashecan.

　　FriendC:That'sgoodhear.Yes,Roberthasalwaysbeenapatientfriend.

　　Doctor:Hereheis.GoodmorningRobert!Howareyoutoday?

　　Robert(patient):Wonderful!

　　Doctor:Well,twoofyourfriendsareheretoseeyou.

　　Robert:Joey!Albert!

　　FriendAandB:HeyRobert!

　　FriendA:Longtimenosee!Youdoingalright?Iseeyou'reprettyspiritedoverthere!

　　Robert:Iam.Thehospital'sniceandclean,thenursesarepatientand...beautiful(don'ttellmywifeIsaidthat),andthedoctor'sgothisskill!

　　FriendB:Really?

　　Robert:Yeah!

　　FriendC:Hemeans"really,thenursesarehot?"

　　FriendB:Nowseriously,howdidyougetintotheaccident?

　　Robert:Honestly,I’mnotexactlysureeither.ItseemslikeIwaswalkingdownthestreet,thenIheardsomebodyscream,butIjustlaidoffmyjob...

　　FriendC:Youdid?Iamsoawfullysorry!

　　Robert:It’salright.I’llfiguresomethingoutonceIgotout.

　　FriendB:Areyousure?Imeanwecouldalwayshelp!Financiallytoo!

　　Robert:Thankyouguys,butit’snotnecessary.Mywifehasaprettydecentjob,sowe’refine.I’llfindaplaceafterIgetout.Anyhow,letmefinishmystory.Sosomebodyscreamed,Ididn’tbothertoturnaround,thenallIknowwassomethingreallybigandheavyhurtmeandithurtsomuchIcouldneitherspeaknorstandup.ThenIguessIlostmyconscience…

　　FriendB:Yeah,yourwifesaiditwasaspeedingcarandapparentlythedriverwasdrunk.

　　Robert:Ifigured.Peoplejustneedto…Idon’tknow,startcaringaboutotherpeople’slivesinsteadoftheirownhappiness?Ifyou’redrunk,thendon’tdrive!Youcouldbekillingapairthesametime,includingyourself.

　　FriendA:Itotallyagree.It’sareallyasignofselfishness.

　　Robert:Ohwell,myinsurance’scoveringupmostofthecostforme.Sodon’tworry.It’sniceseeingyouguyshere,comingagainsometime?

　　FriendC:Anytime.Justgiveusacallwhenyou’relonely.

　　Robert:Isurewill.

　　Doctor:Alrightguys,Robertstillneedssomerest.

　　FriendA:ThankyouDoctor!Robbersaidalotofnicethingsaboutyouandyourmedicalskills!

　　Doctor:Haha,thankyou.Andhaveagreatday!

　　FriendA,BandC:Youtoo!