1、周而复始

　　老王在树下休息,老李走过来对他说：“嗨,为什么不去上山砍柴?”老王说：“砍柴干什么?”老李说：“好卖钱啊.卖到钱就可以买驴,再沿家挨户卖柴.挣了钱就再买卡车,然后买木厂卖木器,再买更多的卡车,那样就可以发大财了.”老王问：“发了财干什么?”老李答：“发了财就可以逍遥自在地享清福嘛.”老王说：“那你以为我现在在干什么?”

　　1,roundandround

　　Laowangrestedunderthetree,Laolicameupandsaid,"hey,whynotgoupthehillcuttingwood?"Pharaohsaid:"cutwoodstemwhat?"Laolisaid:"goodmoney!Soldintomoneycanbuyadonkey,thenalonghomedoor-to-doorsellingwood.Zhengmoneywillbuytrucks,andthenbuywoodfactorysellswoodenware,buymoretrucks,sothatyoucanbereallyrich."Theoldking:"fortune"?Laolianswer:"fortunecanbetofreeandunfetteredfreelydowell."Pharaohsaid,"thatyouthinkIdoingnow?"

　　2、甲鱼风波

　　甲鱼又叫团鱼或鳖,俗称王八.味鲜美,价昂贵.“吃的不买,买的不吃”,实乃高级礼品,公关丑星.某乡派数人携众鳖入城进贡.因其重量不同,又须按“职”分配,为免差错计,故将官号写于纸上,贴于鳖背.……至机关干部住宅楼前,天已晚.不料竹篓倾覆,众甲鱼乘暮色争相逃命,乡人一片惊呼：“赵局长”跑啦!——那个块头最大的.快抓住“钱处长”——小心它咬手.那墙角里黑乎乎的,莫非是“孙科长”?“李秘书”个头小,爬得快,怕是找不到了.

　　2,turtlestorm

　　TurtleandcallTuanYuorturtle,commonlyknownasthetortoise.Tastedelicious,thepriceisexpensive."Eatnottobuy,buythedonoteat",solidseniorgifts,pruglystars.MouXiangsentseveralpeoplejointheturtleintotowntribute.Becauseofitsdifferentweights,andmustaccordingto"responsibility"distribution,inordertoavoidmistakesplan,therefore,JiangGuanwritteninpaper,stickatturtle'sback....Togovernmentcadresresidentialagainstthebuilding,itislate.Behold,alltheturtlepiggyoverthrownbytheduskscrambletofleeforlife,XiangRenaexclaimed,"zhaochief"run!Thebiggerthebiggest.-Catch"moneydirector"-becarefulitbitesthehand.Thecornerofthemariposarushed,murphyis"Samsonsectionchief"?"Secretaryli"'ssmaller,climbquickly,afraidthatIcan'tfindit.

　　3、迟了

　　在地铁里,一位男子发现扒手正在掏他的钱包,便幽默地说：“老兄,你来晚了!我今天虽然领了薪水,但我太太下手比你快多了!”

　　3,late

　　Inthesubway,amanfoundpickpocketiscuttinghiswallet,andhumorouslysaid:"man,youcametonight!Itodayalthoughtooksalary,butmywifelaymorequicklythanyou!"

　　4、情书

　　小伙子在给女朋友的信中写到：“爱你爱得如此之深,以至愿为你赴汤蹈火.星期六如不下雨,我一定来.

　　4,loveletter

　　Guyintheletterstohisgirlfriendwrote:"loveyourlovesomuch,thatwouldliketogiveyougothroughhell.OnSaturdayasitdoesnotrain,I'llcome.

　　5、无理抱怨

　　两个人一起吃饭,只有两条鱼,一大一小.一位先把大的吃了,另一位勃然大怒.”多不合适!”他抱怨说.”怎么了?”另一位问.”你吃掉了那条大的,如果我是你就不会这样做.””你会怎样呢?””我当然是先吃小的.””那好哇,你抱怨什么,那条小鱼不是还在那里吗!”

　　5andirrationalcomplain

　　Twopeopleeattogether,onlytwofish,agreatandasmall.Afirstbigeat,anotherflewintoarage."Notmoresuitable!"Hecomplains."Howyao?"Anotherasked."Youatethatbig,ifIwereyou,Iwouldnotdoso.""Howwouldyoulike?""OfcourseIisfirsteatsmall.""Thatgood,youcomplained,thefishisstillthere!"

　　6、为您保密

　　甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人,请你千万为我保密."乙：”放心,不但我要为你保密,我还要告诉大家都来为你保密.”

　　6,foryourconfidential

　　A:"thismatterIjusttellyouoneperson,youmustthesecretforme."B:"trust,notonlyIwantsecretforyou,Iwilltelleverybodytobesecretforyou."

　　7、擦玻璃

　　父亲走进儿子的房间,夸奖道：干得好,儿子!窗户又干净又明亮,你是用肥皂水擦的吗?儿子：没有,爸爸,我用的是锤子.

　　7,wipeglass

　　Fatherenteredtheson'sroom,praise,way:welldone,son!Thewindowandcleanandbright,youareusingsoapwaterwipe