英语情景剧剧本急用!Topic:Weareahappyfamily围绕这个主题的就可以!
英语情景剧剧本急用!Topic:Weareahappyfamily围绕这个主题的就可以!
英语情景剧剧本急用!Topic:Weareahappyfamily围绕这个主题的就可以!
英语情景剧剧本急用!Topic:Weareahappyfamily围绕这个主题的就可以!
BarttheGeneral
BarttheGeneralWrittenbyJohnSwartzwelder
DirectedbyDavid
Interioroftheoven,cupcakesbaking.Homeropensthedoor,andMarge
explainsthatLisa'sbakingthemforherteacher.Doorcloses.Bart
opensthedoorandreachesin,butMargeyankshimaway.Lisa
icesthemostrecentbatchofchocolatecupcakes...
Bart:Youknow,therearenamesforpeoplelikeyou.
Lisa:Notherearen't.
Bart:Teacher'spet!Applepolisher!Butt-kisser!
Homer:Bart,you'resayingbutt-kisserlikeit'sabadthing!
--``BarttheGeneral''
HomertellsBartitneverhurtstogreasethewheel,butLisadeniesthat
she'sdoingitforthegrades.Shegetsgoodgradesbecauseshepays
attentionandstudieshard.Homergrabsacupcake,andthekidsdashoff
whentheschoolbushornhonks.Lisanipsbackintimetograbthe
cupcakebeforeHomercaneatit.(``D'oh!'')
BartcomplainstoOttothatLisabakedabatchofcupcakesforherteacher
andisn'tlettinghimhaveevenasinglecrumb.Lisahandsoveracupcake.
``Here,Otto.Imadeanextraoneforyou.''
BarttakestheseatnexttoLisa,andwhenthebussetsintomotion,the
boxjostles,andBarthelpscatchit.Lisagrabstheboxback.
Bart:Yousnivelingtoad!Youlittleegg-sucker!
Lisa:[holdingsecureherboxofcupcakes]Tellmemore!
Bart;Back-scratcher!Boot-licker!Honorstudent!
Lisa:[smirking]You'llnevergetonenow,name-caller.
Bart:Allright,allright.Look,I'msorry.I,Igotupset.
Intheheatofthemoment,IsaidsomethingsIdidn'tmean.
Lisa:[milkingit]Youweren'tthinking,wereyou.
Bart:No.
Lisa:I'masnivelingtoad,amI?
Bart:Notreally.
Lisa:I'malittleegg-sucker,amI?
Bart:Ofcoursenot.
Lisa:ThenwhatamI?
Bart:Abeautifulhumanbeing.
Lisa:[coyly]Whatdoyoulikebestaboutme?
Bart:[staringatthecupcakes]Well,I'dhavetosay...
Yourgenerousnature,yourspiritofgiving.
Lisa:Well...[thinks]Openyourmouthandcloseyoureyes,andyouwill
getabigsurprise.
Bart:[doesso]
Lisa:[getsup.Thebusstops,andacupcakefallsoutofthebox.
LisapicksitupandshovesitintoBart'smouth,thenleaves]
Bart:[munching]Thanks,Lis.You'rethebest!
--``BarttheGeneral''
Onceoffthebus,abullygrabsthecupcakesandgoesthroughthebox,
takingonebiteoutofeachbeforediscardingit.Bartthreatensthe
boy,butLisawarnsBartthatthekidisafriendofNelsonMuntz.
Theboypretendstohandoverthebox,butdropsitandstompsonit.
ThisprovestoomuchforBart,wholeapstoattackthekid.Ascuffle
ensues(withtheotherkidscheering),andahandreachesinandgrabs
Bart.It'sNelson,whoholdsBartharmlesslyatarm'slength,then
tosseshimaside.Nelsonisbleeding.Heexplainsthathealways
getsotherpeople'sbloodonhisface.Butthistime,itreally
hisblood.
Itwasanaccident,man.Aterrible,ghastlymistake.
--Barttriestotalkhiswayoutofanotherjam,``Bartt