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5句英语笑话(要短点的),还要解释
5句英语笑话(要短点的),还要解释
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2020-04-23 01:47
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11FineforParking
Tellmeagain,"askedthejudge,"whyyouparkedthere?"Thedriverroseandansweredrespectfully(尊敬地),"Because,YourHonor,itsaid'FineforParking'"(note:"fine"hastwomeanings1)good2)paysomemoneyfordoingsomethingwrong.
2.Self-help
Iwentintoabookstoretheotherdayandaskedthewomanbehindthecounterwheretheself-helpsectionwas.Shesaid,"IfItoldyou,thatwoulddefeatthewholepurpose."(note:"self-help"hastwomeanings1)youtakewithoutpaying2)youcanchooseasyoulike)
3.ICouldn'tDigestSoManyApples
Doctorgravely(严肃地):"Ifyouwanttoenjoyalonglife,eachtimeyoufeellikeadrink.Eatanappleinstead."Patient:"Sorry,Icouldn'tdigest(消化）somanyapples."
4.IsThisaQuestion
Acollegestudentinaphilosophyclasswastakinghisfirstexamination.Onthepapertherewasasinglelinewhichsimplysaid:"Isthisaquestion?"Astudentwrote:"Ifthatisaquestion,thenthisisananswer."Thestudentsreceivedan"A"ontheexam.
5.ADollarPerPoint
Aprofessorwasgivingabigtestonedaytohisstudents.Hehandedoutallofthetestsandwentbacktohisdesktowait.Oncethetestwasover,thestudentsallhandedthetestsbackin.Theprofessornoticedthatoneofthestudentshadattacheda$100billtohistestwithanotesaying,"Adollarperpoint."Thenextclasstheprofessorhandedthetestsbackout.Thisstudentgotbackhistestand$64change.
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