1.Whatroomhasnowalls,nodoors,nowindows,andnofloors?

　　Amushroom.(铇戣弴)

　　2.Whatissmallerthananinsect'smouth?

　　Anythingiteats.

　　3.Whatlargeinstrumentdoyoucarryinyourears?

　　Drums,thatiseardrums.(榧撹啘)

　　4.What'stoomuchforone,justrightfortwo,butnothingatallforthree?

　　Asecret.

　　5.Whatpersontriedtomakeyousmilemostofthetime?

　　Aphotographer.

　　6.Whatanimalhasaheadlikeacat,eyeslikeacat,ataillikeacat,butisn'tacat?

　　Akitten.(灏忕尗)

　　7.Whatsurprisingthingshappenevery24hours?

　　Daybreaks,butdoesn'tfall;nightfalls,butdoesn'tbreak.

　　8.Whatcanhearyouwithoutearsandcanansweryouwithoutamouth?

　　Anecho.(鍥炲０)

　　9.WhatdoyouknowaboutthekingsofFrance?

　　Theyarealldead.

　　10.Whatquestioncanyouneveranswer'yes"to"

　　Areyouasleep?

　　11.Whydosomeoldpeopleneveruseglasses?

　　Theymustpreferbottlestoglasses.

　　12.Whyisthepersonwearingtwocoatswhilepaintingthehouse?

　　Becausetheinstructionsonthepaintcansay"Putontwocoatsforbestresults."

　　13.Whattwowordshavethousandsoflettersinthem?

　　Postoffice.

　　14.Whatdoworkersdoinaclockfactory?

　　Theymakefacesallday.

　　15.What5-letterwordhas6leftwhenyoutake2lettersaway?

　　Sixty.

　　16.Whendoyougoasfastasaracingcar?

　　Whenyouareinit.

　　17.Howmanysidesdoesahousehave?

　　Two-insideandoutside.

　　18.Whatneverasksanyquestionsbutalwaysgetsanswers?

　　Adoorbell.

　　19.WheredidColumbusstandwhenhediscoveredAmerica?

　　Onhisfeet.

　　20.Whentheboyfellintothewater,what'sthefirstthinghedid?

　　Hegotwetfirstofall.

　　21.Whoisn'tyoursisterandisn'tyourbrother,butisstillachildofyourmotherandfather?

　　Imyself.

　　22.Whathasteethbutcannoteat?

　　Acomb.

　　23.Whatkindofmancanraisethingswithoutliftingthem?

　　Afarmer.

　　24.Whydoestimefly?

　　Togetawayfromallthepeoplewhoaretryingtokillit.

　　25.Namefivedaysoftheweekwithoutsaying:Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday.

　　Thedaybeforeyesterday,yesterday,today,tomorrow,andthedayaftertomorrow.

　　26.Whatanimaleatsanddrinkswithitstail?

　　Alldo.Noanimaltakesoffitstailwheneatinganddrinking.

　　27.Whathasasoftbedbutneversleeps,abigmouthbutneverspeaks?

　　Ariver.

　　28.Whatkindofdogneverbite?

　　Ahotdog.

　　29.WhydoestheStatueofLibertystandinNewYorkHarbor?

　　Becauseitcan'tsitdown.

　　30.Whatdidoneinvisiblemansaytotheotherinvisibleman?

　　It'snicenottoseeyouagain.

　　31.Whatwearsacapbuthasnohead?

　　Abottle.

　　32.Whatrisesinthemorningandwavesallday?

　　Aflag.

　　33.Whatisanastronomer?(澶╂枃瀛﹀?

　　Anightwatchmanwithacollegeeducation.

　　34.Howcanyoutellclocksandwatchesareshy?

　　Becausetheyalwayshavetheirhandsinfrontoftheirfaces.

　　35.Whatiswind?

　　Airinahurry.