好吧,没有写的,我来写.

　　既然木有图,那就yy一个写.

　　"Comeon!""Comeon!"Astudent'ssreaming,"Lookwhatthey'redoing!"

　　Suddenlyallthestudentswokeupintheenglishclass,andlookedatthepictureonthetruckstoppedoutsidethewindow."Fuck!""Do!""Nani?""What?""Yoursister!"Allkindofdiscussslightlycameoutofthestudents'mouth.

　　"Sowhatthehellouttheremakesthestudentssodistractedfrommysointrerestingclass?"Theenglishteachercouldnothelpaskingherself,lookingoutsidethroughtthewindow.

　　Attherightmoment,thetimefrozen,theearthstoppedrotating,theworldweresopeacefulthatwecanevenhearthesoundofaleaftouchingtheground.

　　Thenthecomingvoicebrokethebeautifulmoment."Kao~"Murmuredbytheenglishteacher.Obviouslyshedidn'twantherstudentsattractedfromthingsoutofherclass."Attention,please!""Stoplookingoutside,hey,Lilei,sonofabitch,whatthehellareyoutalkingtoHanmeimei!"

　　Theclass'soulcamebacktotheirbody,.Lileishowedafacethatheknewnothing.Besidehim,Hanmeimeiwasthinking,"Doyoursister!"Thentheenglishteacherstaredtospeak."OK,nowlet'sbegintopracticethedialog.""Whichofyouwanttobethefirstone?"

　　Youmustkonwthereaction,noresponsetotheteacher.Noonewouldliketomaketheeggspain.

　　"OK,don'tbetoounobtrusive,Ikonwyouwanttohaveatry,don'tyou,Lilei?"

　　Lileiwasshockedbyalightningstrike.Hestoodupslowly,andwhispered"No...Idon't..."

　　"What?"saidtheenglishteacher,"yousayitagain"

　　Fuck,youheardme,doyoursister.Lileisaidinmind."Yes,Isaidyes,Iwanttohaveatry."saidLileiwithanunwillingsmileonhisface.

　　"Good,Ikonwyouwill,nowyoucanchooseyourpartner."

　　"Hanmeimei"

　　"OK,youcanstartnow"

　　Hanmeimeiwasshockedbythelightningstrketoo.Sheshowedafaceofknowingnothing,standingforaboutoneminute."ai...not...noon..."saidHanmeimei.

　　TheteacherhadnochoicebutletHanmeimeistandinfrontoftheclass.ThenshedidthepracticewithLilei.Lileishowedthathefeltalotofpressure.

　　"OK,Lilei,let'shaveadialog.""uhh,haveyouateyourbreakfast?"

　　Nani,Leilithought,hedidn'tunderstandwhattheteachersaidtohim.Heknewitwasaquestion,sohesaid"Yes,yes"

　　"Good,then.then...areyouhungry?"Theteacherfoundnothingstotalktokeepthedialoggoingon.

　　Lileifeltmoreconfdencefromtheteacher's"Good",butstilldidn'tknowwhathewasbeingasked.Soheanswered"Right,right"

　　"Verygood...uhh...uhh..."Theteacherrealizethateggsbegantopain,thoughshedidn'thave.

　　"so,couldyoutalkaboutwhatdidyouseeoutsidethewindow?"

　　"OKOK"Suddenly,Lileilikedbeingcharged.

　　"It'sapictureonatruck,inthepicture,thereareastrangeuncleandalittlegirl.Thestrangeunclewasshowingaclavatothegirl'smouth.Andthelittleateitwithsimle...Andthestangeunclealsogotastrangename:KFC"

　　有点跑题,一不小心没停下来.