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  初中英语搞笑小品对话少一点

  初中英语搞笑小品对话少一点

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  TheMeanMan'sParty

  吝啬鬼的聚会

  Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."

  "Whyusemyelbowandfoot?"

  "Well,gosh,"wasthereply,"You'renotcomingempty-handed,areyou?"

  2:

  老师在黑板上写了一句:Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽.”

  小明上英文课时跟老师说:MayIgotothetoilet?

  老师说:Goahead.

  小明就坐了下来.过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:MayIgotothetoilet?

  老师说:Goahead.

  小明又坐了下来.他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?

  小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!

  3:

  hey,thatlady,ilikeyou,willyoubemygirlfiend?

  -oh,sorry,ithinkyouhavetomakeyourfacechangedfirst,youaretoohandsometobelookedat.

  everybodywasdancingwhileablondealoneinanarmchair.justthen,shewashappytoseeahandsomeyoungmancomingtowardsher.

  "areyougoingtodancing?"askedthemanpleassntly.

  "yes,"shewhispered.

  4:

  howareyou?怎么是你?

  howoldareyou?怎么老是你?

2020-05-16 18:29:16

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