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  短英文笑话不要太难的,急.

  短英文笑话

  不要太难的,急.

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  TwoBirds

  Teacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?

  Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.

  Teacher:Pleasetellus.

  Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.

  两只鸟

  老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

  学生:我指不出,但我知道答案.

  老师:请说说看.

  学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.

  2.

  TheFishNet

  "Canyoutellmewhatfishnetismade,Ann?"

  "Alotoflittleholestiedtogetherwithstrings."repliedthelittlegirl.

  鱼网

  "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?"老师发问道.

  "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了."小女孩回答道.

  3.

  TheNewTeacher

  GeorgecomesfromschoolonthefirstofSeptember.

  "George,howdidyoulikeyournewteacher?"askedhismother.

  "Ididn’tlikeher,Mother,becauseshesaidthatthreeandthreeweresixandthenshesaidthattwoandfourweresixtoo."

  新老师

  9月1日,乔治放学回到家里.

  "乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?"妈妈问.

  "妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6,可后来又说2加4也得6."

  4.

  AphysicsExamination

  Onceinaphysicsexamination,Nickfinishedthefirstquestionverysoon,whilehisclassmateswerethinkingithard.

  Thequestionwas:Whenitthunderswhydoweseethelightingfirst,thenhearthethunderrolls?

  Nick’sanswer:Becauseoureyesarebeforeears.

  一次物理考试

  在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题.

  这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

  HeWon

  Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.

  Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen?

  Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon.

  他赢了

  汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?

  约翰尼:他害病卧床了.他受了伤.

  汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?

  约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.

  IHaveHisEarinMyPocket

  Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?"

  "Akidbitme,"repliedIvan.

  "Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?"askedhismother.

  "I'dknowhimanywhere,"saidIvan."Ihavehisearinmypocket."

  他的耳朵在我衣兜里

  伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”

  “一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.

  “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.

  “他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”

  AGoodBoy

  LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"

  "Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.

  "You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"

  "Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."

  好孩子

  小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.

  “昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

  “我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

  “她是个卖糖果的.”

  Drunk

  Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk."

  "But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!"

  醉酒

  一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正

2020-05-28 02:55:09

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