短英文笑话不要太难的,急.
短英文笑话
不要太难的,急.
短英文笑话不要太难的,急.
短英文笑话
不要太难的,急.
TwoBirds
Teacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?
Student:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanswer.
Teacher:Pleasetellus.
Student:Theswallowisbesidethesparrowandthesparrowisbesidetheswallow.
两只鸟
老师:这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生:我指不出,但我知道答案.
老师:请说说看.
学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.
2.
TheFishNet
"Canyoutellmewhatfishnetismade,Ann?"
"Alotoflittleholestiedtogetherwithstrings."repliedthelittlegirl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?"老师发问道.
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了."小女孩回答道.
3.
TheNewTeacher
GeorgecomesfromschoolonthefirstofSeptember.
"George,howdidyoulikeyournewteacher?"askedhismother.
"Ididn’tlikeher,Mother,becauseshesaidthatthreeandthreeweresixandthenshesaidthattwoandfourweresixtoo."
新老师
9月1日,乔治放学回到家里.
"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?"妈妈问.
"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6,可后来又说2加4也得6."
4.
AphysicsExamination
Onceinaphysicsexamination,Nickfinishedthefirstquestionverysoon,whilehisclassmateswerethinkingithard.
Thequestionwas:Whenitthunderswhydoweseethelightingfirst,thenhearthethunderrolls?
Nick’sanswer:Becauseoureyesarebeforeears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题.
这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
HeWon
Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.
Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthathappen?
Johnny:Weplayedwhocouldleanfurthestoutofthewindow,andhewon.
他赢了
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼:他害病卧床了.他受了伤.
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.
IHaveHisEarinMyPocket
Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?"
"Akidbitme,"repliedIvan.
"Wouldyourecognizehimifyousawhimagain?"askedhismother.
"I'dknowhimanywhere,"saidIvan."Ihavehisearinmypocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”
AGoodBoy
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"
"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.
"You'reagoodboy,"saidthemotherproudly."Herearetwocentsmore.Butwhyareyousointerestedintheoldwoman?"
"Sheistheonewhosellsthecandy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
Drunk
Oneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwasalwaysaskingquestions.Now,heasked,"What'sthemeaningoftheword'Drunk',dad?""Well,myson,"hisfatherreplied,"look,therearestandingtwopolicemen.IfIregardthetwopolicemenasfourthenIamdrunk."
"But,dad,"theboysaid,"there'sonlyONEpoliceman!"
醉酒
一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正