网上畅游澳大利亚·准备第一天 出发先乘火车至北京，再从北京首都国际机场飞澳大利亚首都——堪培拉，入住Hillson宾馆。场景一 在飞机上为了减轻旅途疲劳，导游小姐请了几位幽默高手给大家讲笑话，并要求笑话一定要高雅、经典、睿智。注意听：高手一：At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” scribbled on it.The guest seated next to the speaker said, “Your wife must love you very much. I see her send you a ‘KISS’ before you begin your speech.”The speaker smiled and explained, “You don’t know my wife. The ‘KISS’ she gives me stands for ‘Keep It Short, Stupid.’”有意思吗？你若觉得没意思，可能是因为你没有完全听懂。做下面一道题测试一下：1. The speaker’s wife is ______.A. stupid B. interesting C. careless D. angry高手二：Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters waiting for him. He opened one and found it contained the single word “Fool”. Quietly and with some seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words: “I have known many instances of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.”这可真是真正的高级幽默，猜一猜：2. What kind of person Henry Beecher is?A. He is very careless and foolish. B. He is very smart and wise.C. He is very poor and serious. D. He is very sad and nervous. 高手三：Here I’ve an interesting joke: The preacher was somewhat angry because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was sleeping in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon. So, in a whisper, he asked the congregation. “All who want to go to heaven, please rise.” Everyone got up except the sleeper. After whispering “Be seated”, the minister shouted at the top of his voice, “All those who want to be with the devil, please rise.” Awaking with a start, the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit, “Well, sir,” he said, “I don’t know what we’re voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it.”这也是一个充满智慧的幽默，能明白其幽默所在吗？请做下面一题：3. At the end of the joke, the ______ was fooled.A. preacher B. sleeper C. riser D. listener场景二 在Hillson宾馆服务台(下面是导游小姐与宾馆服务员的对话)： A: Welcome to Hillson Hotel. Can I help you?B: Yes. I’m Chen Hua from China. I made a reservation(预定) with you a week ago. A: Just a minute, please. I’ll check it for you. Yes, here they are. Rooms 602—608. Could you show me your passports? B: Here you are. A: Thank you. Would you please fill in this registration form? B: Oh, sure.A: Now this way please.你听懂了吗？这可是在国外住宾馆最基本的对话用语。下面有道测试，看看你是否真的听懂了：4. How many rooms has Chen Hua booked?A. 6. B. 7. C. 8. D. 9. 说明:引用此文请注明出处,并请保留该文章链接地址,谢谢~~