Thedoctorlivesdownstairs

　　"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swrongwithme."

　　Hesurveyedherfromheadtofoot."Madam,"hesaidatlength,"I'vejustthreethingstotellyou.First,yourweightwantsreducingbynearlyfiftypounds.Second,yourbeautycouldbeimprovedifyouusedaboutonetenthasmuchrougeandlipstick.Andthird,I'manartist---thedoctorlivesdownstairs."

　　医生住在楼下

　　“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道.

　　“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病.”

　　他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说：“太太,我有三件事要对你说.第一,您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二,如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,您的美貌将会改变.第三,我是一位画家——医生住在楼下.”

　　Onlycashandcreditcards

　　Whenamancalledamotelandaskedhowmuchtheychargedfor

　　aroom,theclerktoldhimthattheratesdependonroomsizeandnumberofpeople.

　　"Doyoutakechildren?"themanasked.

　　"No,sir,"repliedtheclerk."Onlycashandcreditcards."

　　只算现金和信用卡

　　一个人打电话给一家汽车旅馆询问房租,旅馆的工作人员回答说房租的多少取决于房间的大小和住客的人数.

　　“小孩儿算不算呢?”那人问道.

　　“不算,先生.”服务员回答,“我们只算现金和信用卡.”