我只有三篇.

　　翅膀

　　一天,我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮,结果除了鸡翅外所有的东西都卖完了.当我正准备锁门时,一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进餐.我问他翅膀行不行,他从柜台上靠过身子来,回答道：“女士,我到这儿来是吃东西的,不是要飞!”

　　Wings

　　Thefried-chickenrestaurantwhereIwasworkinghadabigrushjustbeforeclosingoneday,leavinguswithnothingtosellbutwings.AsIwasabouttolockthedoors,aaquietlyintoxicatedcustomercameinandordereddinner.WhenIaskedifwingswouldbeallright,heleanedoverthecounterandreplied,"Lady,Icameinheretoeat,notfly."

　　风和太阳(TheWindAndTheSun)

　　Onedaythewindsaidtothesun,“Lookatthatmanwalkingalongtheroad.Icangethiscloakoffmorequicklythanyoucan.”

　　(有一天风跟太阳说:“看看那个沿着路上走的人.我可以比你快让他把披风脱下来.)

　　“Wewillseeaboutthat,”saidthesun.“Iwillletyoutryfirst.”

　　(“我们等着看吧,”太阳说,“我让你先试.)

　　Sothewindtriedtomakethemantakeoffhiscloak.Heblewandblew,butthemanonlypulledhiscloakmorecloselyaroundhimself.

　　(因此风尝试让那个人把披风脱下来.他用力地吹,可是那个人把披风拉得更紧.)

　　“Igiveup,”saidthewindatlast.“Icannotgethiscloakoff.”Thenthesuntried.Heshoneashardashecould.Themansoonbecamehotandtookoffhiscloak.

　　(“我放弃了,”风最后说,“我无法让他把披风脱下来.”然后由太阳试试看.他尽可能地晒他.不久,那个人很热就把披风脱下来了.)

　　TheFoxandtheCrow

　　AFoxoncesawaCrowflyoffwithapieceofcheeseinitsbeakandsettleonabranchofatree.‘That’sforme,asIamaFox,’saidMasterReynard,andhewalkeduptothefootofthetree.‘Good-day,MistressCrow,’hecried.‘Howwellyouarelookingto-day:howglossyyourfeathers;howbrightyoureye.Ifeelsureyourvoicemustsurpassthatofotherbirds,justasyourfiguredoes;letmehearbutonesongfromyouthatImaygreetyouastheQueenofBirds.’TheCrowliftedupherheadandbegantocawherbest,butthemomentsheopenedhermouththepieceofcheesefelltotheground,onlytobesnappedupbyMasterFox.‘Thatwilldo,’saidhe.‘ThatwasallIwanted.InexchangeforyourcheeseIwillgiveyouapieceofadviceforthefuture.’Donottrustflatterers.

　　一次,一个狐狸看到一只乌鸦嘴里衔着一块奶酪飞过并停在了树枝上.“那是给我的,因为我是一只狐狸.”狐狸说道,然后便走到树脚边.“早安,乌鸦女主人,”他哭着说“你今天看上去很好,你的羽毛很有光泽,你的眼睛也闪着光芒,我相信你的歌喉一定比其他鸟儿都好,就像你的羽毛一样;请让我聆听你的歌声,仅仅一首,也许我会把你尊为鸟中之后.”乌鸦听了很高兴,于是就开始展现自己最棒的一面,但是正当她张开嘴,那块奶酪就落到了地上,没想到竟被狐狸抢走了.“行了,”他说道“那是我想要的.那就用这奶酪交换一条对你未来的建议吧.”不要相信奉承者.